If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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