we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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