like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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