You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
