it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
