This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
