Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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