is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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