the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
You took a bar mat shot.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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