Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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