Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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