Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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