The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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