S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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