Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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