He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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