i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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