I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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