Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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