scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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