i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize