I skipped work to stalk him.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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