You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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