What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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