sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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