How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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