I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
