Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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