i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
True college students do jello shots in the library
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