You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Randomize