you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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