reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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