so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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