I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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