Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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