kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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