Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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