R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
