What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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