Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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