i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
is that a dick in a sweater?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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