Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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