is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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