Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
do herpes really smell.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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