The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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