Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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