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(253): View more from Washington

oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.

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I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.

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(903): View more from Texas

Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.

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(310): View more from California

I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't

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(404): View more from Georgia

The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I regret nothing

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Not even Married Dan?

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

I regret one thing

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