Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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