just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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