why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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