No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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