are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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