at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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