whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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