Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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