This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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